ETHAN

A long time ago, in galaxy far far away, resided the peaceful planet of Extremelyfunnypeople. On this quite planet everyone was extremely funny, so much so that it came to the point where no one was funny anymore. On this increasingly boring planet lived a small creature. This creature came to be known in society as “The one who is slightly less funny than all of us”, or in his family as Ethan. Ethan was mocked for all his life as being one tenth of a funnymeter less than all of society. As the years went by, Ethan became more and more fed up with the ridicule he was enduring. Finally the day came when he reached his breaking point, he stole an escape pod and blasted off into the infinite boundaries of the universe. After months of coasting across space Ethan landed in the small town of Sharon, Massachusetts. When he began to wander through town he saw other forms of life. These life forms, or humans as they were called all seemed to be just not funny at all in comparison to Ethan. Ethan was finally in a place where he was funnier than anyone. Ethan quickly found a host family and a house where he could plot his conquer of this inferior race. But while he plots nefariously to rule the human race he spends his spare time participating in musicals, hanging with his humorously substandard friends that are still epic,

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