JOE

Joseph Marino was born May 4, 1992 in North Attleboro, MA. He's pretty much spent his entire life being unbelievably unbelievable. Despite the rumors, he built Rome in a day. Joe Marino has slammed a revolving door, counted to infinity, and has touched MC Hammer. When it occurred to him, he decided to collect his perspiration and market it as an energy drink. We now call it Red Bull. Every night, the Boogie Man checks under his bed for Joe Marino. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Joe Marino pajamas. In a battle between Darth Vader and Batman, the winner would be Joe Marino. The truth will set you free. as long as you're not being held captive by Joe Marino. He enjoys long walks in the park, vanilla chai, and seven-letter words that end in -ing.

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