PAIGE

Paige Barry-lesser known as Prudence and even lesser known as Profound Paige-has dreams of making alliteration marketable again as it is her favorite literary device next to foreshadowing (this will end badly and without a single laugh). Despite her given name and knack for “linguistic skillzz”, Paige doesn’t always play by the book and, consequently, the box isn’t thought outside of as Paige doesn’t even considered it there at all. Amidst her complexities lies a simple girl with simple needs: shelter, food, water, and Cosmo Girl-but of course not in that order.

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